that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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