i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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