he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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