My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
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