Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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