new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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