Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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