new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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