Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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