There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
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