Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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