ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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