She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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