I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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