Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she pinky promised me she was 18
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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