I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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