im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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