I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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