she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You don't make any sense
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