drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I am never drinking with the goths again.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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