She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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