she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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