i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
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