sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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