my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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