just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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