btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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