Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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