Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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