idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
it's like iHOP with fire
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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