its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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