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Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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