i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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