so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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