All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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