I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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