So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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