so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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