so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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