Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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