How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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