shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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