Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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