I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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