Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
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