i just google imaged poop.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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