if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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