god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
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