I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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