he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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