Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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